Secret Car Repairs

Okay! Woooo! Today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for. Today is the day I embark on my drive around Australia (including getting the ferry to Tasmania and driving around Tassie too). Six months of preparation have led to this moment, and I’m filled with excitement. I don’t have one ounce of nerves in my …

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Handmade Wooden Coffin

This sounds horribly morbid, but I’m about to start building my grandpa’s coffin. He’s been really sick for the last six months and my family has realised that it’s time for him to go. Despite how pragmatic I’m being about all of this, I can’t stress enough how truly devastated we all are. My grandpa …

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EDM, and Houses

There are only two things I want out of life. The first is to listen to many, many electro-dance-pop songs from the 80s as possible. And the second is to obsessively follow the careers of every buyers advocate working in Melbourne, and possibly even further afield if I ever have a bit more time on …

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A curious fragrance

Okay so my grandma is not exactly winding down in her old age. If anything she’s gearing up. Her husband (and my grandfather) was always extremely stringent in the ways they spent their money, never doing anything much to excess and always saving as much as they could. When he died a few years ago, …

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Cover Letter Response

Dear Mr Stone, I couldn’t work out how to write a comment on your blog post, so I decided to post my own blog content on another website. I hope you are able to find it. I must confess, I know little about this Internet, despite obtaining the best wireless connection your planet had to …

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Message for Zebraman

I’ve been hiding out in an underground warehouse for the last week, waiting for Space Wizard to go away. He’s gone crazy, destroying all of our artificial Melbourne suburb of Sweden. It’s super dangerous out there and I definitely don’t want to go out. It would take something extreme to get me to leave this …

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Glass Tinting Bandit

Hey, Glass Smashing Bandit here. How are you all doing tonight? Or today, if that’s when you’re reading this. Whether it’s twenty-twenty or twenty-ninety-nine, I wish you a good time no matter what hour of the day it is. And may you smash some glass in my name, just as I’ll be smashing it in …

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Space Wizard’s Burden

From my cosmic bubble deep in space, I heard the call. A creature in need, somewhere in the universe. It pierced my soul deep and from the strength of the cry, I knew that nobody had ever been in greater need. Although I was in the middle of my ten-thousand-year hibernation, this was far more …

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