My parents have been forcing me to go fishing with them my whole life. They thought that over time I would get into it, and even become good at it like my folks are. Well, sixteen years later I haven’t gotten good at it and I haven’t gotten into it. If I’m being honest, I …
It’s not that I think animals shouldn’t be allowed to get married. I got the invitation to the boat wedding in the post this morning, and being retired, I don’t have many reasons to say no. No, it’s just that I think turtles, specifically, don’t deserve marriage. It should be the exclusive domain of humans, …
I don’t ask for much from life: just some a couple of good friends, a calling that makes me feel like I’m making a difference, and a very large boat that’s all mine. That’s basically nothing! All my friends have boats, and they like nothing better than to rub it in. “Come out boating with …
One day, they’ll all see. And when they all see, they’ll all…sea. Hah! Yeah, so, big deal, I tried to activate a crazy device that would not only melt all the polar ice caps at once, but also transform mankind into an aquatic species with gills and flippers. Personally, I don’t think that’s a huge …
