Plumbing

From my cosmic bubble deep in space, I heard the call. A creature in need, somewhere in the universe. It pierced my soul deep and from the strength of the cry, I knew that nobody had ever been in greater need. Although I was in the middle of my ten-thousand-year hibernation, this was far more …

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An unfortunate resident in Melbourne’s South-East has been forced to vacate his home after a burst sewage pipe flooded his property. Michael Landry, 64, had long been an avid protester of blocked drains in Melbourne. But it would seem that fate was to have the last laugh, as Landry was woken up on early Sunday …

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