Hairy Son

I know it’s a bit untoward to complain about your kids in a public forum like this… but what if the kid in question is a 28 year-old couch potato who refuses to wash his hair? I mean, if he was insisting on this from some sort of ethical or health-related standpoint, I’m sure I …

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My cousin, Daniel, is the most annoying person ever. Not only does he have no sense of tact, but he basically expects me to be on call 24/7 to discuss his latest romantic dramas over a glass of rosé. Today, he called me a 6am (he’d already been to the gym) to tell me that …

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